Kathy Griffin made $75 million making people laugh. But the phone's not ringing
On Friday the news broke that Oprah levitated from her pastoral Montecito estate just long enough to revive her book club so that she could trumpet a new book from the mountains. That book is Blue- ha ha ha sob ha no, just kidding. That book is Wild , the story of a woman who got divorced and lost her mother and hit the lowest point of her wretched life and then hiked miles alone through the Pacific Coast Trail, which was apparently teaming with rattlesnakes, black bears, locust plagues, and zombies. Oh yeah? I have asthma.